Aww, that's so cute, Steve thinks he's Maddox again. Yes, a rebuttle to my previous blog entry. Precious.
Despite the urge to do something USEFUL with my time, I'm going to answer it, out of respect for El-Stevo.
Here's a quotation:
"' Steve = 0\/\/|\|z3|). '
I read this, and i ask "Tony, how do you find time to beat off too Japaneese Anime three times a day without getting caught by your dear mom?"
Yeah that's right: I still rule."
I have to admit, the line about the anime (capped for some odd reason) quite amusing. Especially amusing, because it is in fact Steve that asked my mother for tissues while watching "Labyrinth of Flames" at my house.
To be honest, for someone so egotistical that emulates Maddox so diligently it should be refered to as "personality plagiorism," I was expecting better. This was a little on the weak side, considering the anime line targeted Steve more than it did me. Also, if you're going to quote my choice of typing in l337, try to keep the geek references straight. L337 is computer-geek language, unrelated to anime. The last line of the segment is true to form, more of Steve's egotism and attempts to be a flagrant Maddox-lite. After all, why have your own personality when you can borrow someone else's personage?
In other news, Steve is somewhat redeemed. I heard he flash-fried the Sugrue bathroom. Well done. You may have been out-pyroed, but you win the arson-award for destruction of other people's personal property.
In closing, my hand was in no way damaged by that trick. The burns were gone within 24 hours.
I read your blog because a friend told me I should. I was disappointed. Just like I was at the party. I have a request, both for the Steve on the internet and Steve in life:
Stop wasting my time.
Yet another disclaimer: All in fun, Steve. I love ya.
Current mood: Bored. I wrote this, didn't I?
Steve = OUT PYROED.
Yes, I'm afraid so. Steve's party was kind of a let-down after the awful ride down there, and I'm a little disappointed. Let's look at the leaderboard standings:
Tony (AKA His lordship of Zeon, Sir Awesome, The Angel of Destruction, ShinArashi)
Pyro activity Success Difficulties Score
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Burning Hand trick FWOOSH! YAY! Burns, Shirt lit on fire. 8.0
El Stevo
Bottle filled with fire crackers Fsssh. Boo. Nothing happened. 0.1
Lit butane on fire on ground Fsssh. meh. Steve = jumpy around fire. 2.4
Bottle 2.0 Fsssh. meh. Steve knocked it over again. 0.2
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So, there you have it. It was not a good day for El Stevo to show off his "superior pyro skills." All talk man, all talk. I retain my title as "the original pyro." If you'd care to try again, possibly play some burning-mercy, you let me know "jumpy." El "jumpy." I like that nickname.
Anywho, not everything was disappointing. Spent a couple days in Maine to check out a college. Not bad.
Well, I'm off for now. I'll be waiting for the "Fuck you!" IM from Steve sometime soon. I also expect a ripping on in his deadjournal. That's ok, the whining child is the most amusing to offend.
Steve = 0\/\/|\|z3|). If you don't like it, shape up and prove yourself next time. You have to meet the expectations you leave for yourself, you egotistical glory hog.
Disclaimer: Just kidding, Steve's cool. I just felt like ripping on someone, and the person that wasted my evening just seemed the most logical choice. The fact that Steve's an ego-maniac only makes it more fitting and ironic. STOP WASTING MY TIME! ;)
Current Mood: Donde esta El Pollo Diablo? Estoy triste. BAKA!